I become a new person when warm weather arrives. When it is cold, I only want to sleep. And since I have a 3 year old human alarm clock in my living quarters, I don’t get to sleep. This translates into a pissed off Daddy. When spring arrives there is so much more to do. All of this excites me. But this year I am more excited about spring fashion than anything. Actually, I am excited about moving a way from the winter fashion. Anyone who knows me, knows I am not a fashion dude. I don’t have a metrosexual bone in my body. In fact, my wardrobe is pretty straightforward. Either pants or shorts, t-shirt or polo, flip-flop or new balance tennis shoe. In fact, I have bought the exact same pair of grey new balance 999 tennis shoes nine times in a row. So, I am anything but a fashion authority. But what I am talking about does not require you to be an authority. I am talking about ugg boots. You know the ugly ass sheepskin boots that some pretentious bitch in New York decided to make cool and wear. They are ugly ass. I hate them. My wife wears them, in fact, every women I know between the ages of 15 and 35 wears them. If you look up ugg boots on Wikipedia it states that “Their popularity increased as a result of World War I and World War II, when they were popular with aviators, because of their need to keep warm in non-pressurized planes at high altitudes.” This makes a bit of sense, but none of the women I know were in a war and they certainly did not fly planes. So unless you are some war hero and fly planes, you should not wear these boots. They are hideous and not attractive in the slightest. Remember, if you disagree with me, you are wrong. I didn’t make the rules.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Posted by Jon at 12:06 PM