Scalpel Please?

Okay....so it has been a while since I have posted.....but I for one think I have a legitimate reason. You try having nut surgery. Yeah, it was outpatient surgery, but it was my nuts. I am not exaggerating when I tell you that after the surgery, my left member was the size of a decent sized orange. Hell, I even took pictures......it was that impressive. But all is well now. The "boys" are back to normal and soon this blog will be too. During my rehabilitation my diet consisted of mainly narcotic cocktails thrice daily. This diet will work wonders when coming up with entertaining topics for a blog. I know all 3 readers of this blog will be waiting with unabated anticipation.